12/13/2022: 3.86 Miles
This run was so cold that it froze my knees!
12/14/2022: 4.71 Miles
This run was so warm that I wanted a breeze!
Weather’s always so bad I wish I could brew
Some new weather god who wants only to do
The types of weather that would make my legs pleased
And sunlight that would be less than a tease
Or that burns brighter and hotter than our human needs
So if anyone out there has any good leads
On weather less awful and more an enthraller
To get outside, smile, and loosen my collar
I’m telling you I would pay more than a dollar
To get free from these temperatures that are less than baller!